The Chosen One (of two)

Legends tell of an Omnipresent entity that guides all souls who walk the planes to their destinies. Benevolent at most times, but also has a devious sense of humor. To bide his time of eternity, he has set his interests on a particularly small rag-tag "For Hire" group, what he plans to do with them.. Only he knows.

And also Drunky cucked him